Webcomic: Lottery Winners

This isn't actually my joke, I heard it from my dad years ago but the $363 million jackpot
tonight reminded me of it and then a webcomic popped out.

Webcomic Wednesday: The Ho Formula

Determine your 'Ho Factor':

H<0.01:    Truly chaste (or a dork).

0.02-.03:   You take sex very seriously.

0.4-0.9:     You could get out more but you've had a fair share of excitement for your age.

1-4:           You're not too wild, but you've been around the block a few times.

5-9:           Nothing wrong with playing the field... or the stadium      

10-14:       You should probably get yourself checked.

H>15:        A true embodiment of the manwhore/slutty lifestyle.

*The Ho Formula is for entertainment purposes only and The Kid in the Hat takes no responsibility if you or your loved ones are offended after scoring high on the ho scale...... skank.

Webcomic Wednesday: Job Hunting

For those who don't have some amazing super vision, you can either click the picture to read the text or read it below:

August 30th, 2011

The job hunt is tiresome. The wild openandwellpaidjob is rare and elusive, hiding among the jobyouwantbutisfilled or camouflaging itself as a winged unpaidinternship. One must approach the jobs with caution for if you think one might be within reach, it can vanish in an instant, leaving no hint of where it's gone.

I've heard spotty reports of mass gatherings of openandwellpaidjobs in certain places around the wide world. The jobs can be found posting themselves at these sites, as if waiting to be found. After exploring these options, I've concluded that there are simply so many hunters, one is lucky to even get a chance shot at the jobs.

But I continue stalking my prey, leaving baited resume traps and making job mating calls to draw the creature closer. My supplies should last me for the time being but the search for the openandwellpaidjob becomes more desperate by the day...

Webcomic: Poetic Umemployment

Occasionally words cannot contain the babbling going on inside my head so I'm going to throw in a webcomic every now and again. And so without further ado, my premiere attempt at the world of webcomics: Poetic Umemployment.

And hey, I'm new to this so if you've got thoughts, comments, criticisms... whatever. Please feel free to let me know in the comments!